ur mom

cokeflow:

the only thing I know about xbox is that that one guy fucked his

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a-sexy-cat:

actually taking time to do your hair and making it all nice then walking outside and

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rapewhistled:

naking:

eat a lot of pineapple then come over

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boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

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rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit

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joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

(via all-thes1gns)

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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poopflow:

how to get a girl wet in one easy step

1. push her into a pool

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slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

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an-egg:

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

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